The Worst Tattoos in the World

We'd be crying too if we got that tat.

This makes prison tattoos look good.

"Now I'll always be trendy and cool."

Add that haircut to the list of mistakes this guy will regret for the rest of his life.

"Not as much of an intimidation factor as I hoped, and virtually useless in an actual gun fight."

"I want something that combines my favorite animal with my favorite body part."

Found him!

This is rapper Gucci Mane. Yes that is an ice cream cone tattooed on his face. I bet this is how he asked for it:

"Yes, I want an ice-cream cone. Yes, on my face. And I want the cone to have 'Brrr' on it, so people know that the ice cream is cold. Money is no object."

"You know what? I'm sick of trying and going to the gym."

Along with the rest of society.

"The Lincoln Memorial is closed for a few days. Do you think you could stand out front for a while?"

"I ate a lot of tacos, then I drank a lot of beer. Now I'm posing for you."

You know what image should be immortalized forever? Bald Britney!

What started out as a form of expression turned into a way to get free meals from all his favorite dining establishments. 

"I know people are staring. What? Buy bigger jeans? No, that's dumb. This is a much better idea."

"I just can't seem to get this monkey off my back! Ha ha ha! Get it? Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha. Sigh."

"The secret to guns like these? Simple: a hearty breakfast."

You must be joking.

Just eyeballing, we'd say she's probably pretty cheap.

We wonder where this guy was born.

Be sure to spay and neuter yourselves so you can't produce children.

"I want Jesus, but I don't want to be all 'in your face' about it. Can you make him look like the South Park guys drew him?"

"I want you to leave me with the leopards. I will learn their ways, and then they will accept me as their own."

--John's last words before being eaten by 20 leopards

Simon Cowell was not impressed with this ink.

We know that's what it says, but it really isn't showing.

"Yeah, I was a Gerber baby. Why?"

"I really want it to be clear that I am a Jeff Gordon fan. You know what? Throw one more car on there just to be safe."

"I want something that says 'I'm Catholic.'"

"Take that, Andy Roddick."

"I'm still having trouble picking up Wi-Fi."

You can try to be as funny as you want; it's still a swastika.

But the real story behind this tattoo is that a man who was once a nazi decided he didn't want to be a Nazi anymore, so he changed his swastika tattoo to become a LOLswastika (LOLStika?) tattoo. 

"I want Louis Vuitton on me at all times, even if I'm just rockin' a wife beater in line at a fast-food place."

"Gimmie 'The Hangover' party Mike Tyson, not the ear-biter Tyson."

It's the most important tattoo of the day.

"Did it freeze again? These old games, man."

"We've got another tattoooOOOOOOOOOO!" --Oprah voice

"Everything is bigger. Cecause I ate so much pizza. I've gained 40 pounds."

"I will not forget how to do this thing again."

"Grampa's gonna love this. Or it'll give him a third heart attack."

"I'm still saving up for the salad fork."

We're not sure choosing Steve-O as the voice of reason was the best move, PETA.

"Was it kick ass, then take names? Other way around? Got it."

No matter how angry she gets, you'll never know thanks to her permanently arched eyebrow tattoos.

"I put out little flags on the 4th."

"What? A lot of people tattoo the woman they love on their arm."

We hope he's not a judge at your next spelling bee.