Ihor Stetkewycz of Warren, Mich. calls himself "Mr. Clean Up." Ironically, Mr. Clean Up dumped chunks of wood all over the streets of Detroit's East Side and just drove off. When he was tracked down by the local news team, Mr. Clean Up hardly addressed the wood, focusing instead on his distate for women and his homeland, which is Mars. If you're confused, just watch the video (which is even more confusing).
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