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By Cory Jones
Jun 12, 2012
There are a lot of very stupid signs out in the world. Here's a collection of some of our favorite signs that either don't make a whole lot of sense, or are just hilariously ironic.
You can learn to fly here. Into a tree.
The fish of the day? Beef!
Someone is regretting the van paint job right about now.
We're glad they just went ahead and put this sign up anyway.
We're guessing the bears will take little comfort in this sign.
If you can't read, how will you know what this sign is about?
No photography of the photography, please.
Well, almost always.
F--- the police.
Oh, you didn't see the sign? Is it because you're blind?
What in the hell made you think this was an entrance?
Ghandi would get a chuckle out of this (unless he was too starving to laugh).
Please call this number if you need to use a phone.
ALL THE ANIMALS WILL GET OUT IF YOU DON'T CLOSE THE GATE! JEEZ!
OK, so it's a very slow "speedway".
Because it's hard to drive when you're seeing double.
No offense, but the future looks pretty sh--ty.
Of course it is.
That would be quite the miracle.
Well, except for one kind of sign (the kind that says "no signs".)
This is just an example of what we don't want you to do.
Just get out of your car and set it on fire.
In fairness, it says "Reliable Furniture" not "Reliable Signs"
No, really, you have a great view of the river here.
"Just follow the signs to the secret nuclear bunker" --guy giving directions to the secret nuclear bunker
Just do whatever you want.
Please make sure to pay the fine before you are instantly killed.
Protest the protests!
We hear ya, buddy.
I have a photo like this, too. Found in Catawissa, PA. A sign hanging from a chain that went across an old entrance to the cemetery that was at the end of a very short narrow road.
this sign is right down the street from my house, that is too weird,
Signs SignsEverywhere there's signs...lol
Sorry. I thought I was posting under the fish of the day pic :)
This is actually in nova scotia. It's one of my profile pictures from Facebook from a couple of years ago. The exact pic. Cool to see it here.
The sign was actually there, that happened a few miles from my house in Falcon, Colorado. No photo shopping done here. I saw the crash sight with my own eyes before they took the plain down. It was funny as hell too.