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By Jesse Kubanet
Jun 10, 2012
The office prank is a classic rite of cubicle passage. Whether it's filling the cubicle with balloons, or an actual, live bear, these are some of the best pranks to ever be pulled in cubicle-land.
"Hey you know what would be sooooooo funny and not at all TOTALLY INSANE?"
"Hahahahahaha we got you Mark! Also, yes you are very, very fired."
It's the biggest gift ever! But after you unwrap it, you still are at a dead-end job devoid of happiness...
"You guys this isn't funny! You know I have a latex allergy, and if I touch a balloon I'll swell up and turn blue...I get it."
"Jokes on you! Now I really don't have to work today!"
It seals in the freshness of your miserable job.
"This is for eating my cheetos yesterday Mike! Also, the vending machine is out of cheetos."
"There's a prank, then there is just throwing all the garbage in my cubicle while I was on my honey moon."
"Empty the paper shredder next time."
"You should've seen your face...right before Fozzy mauled you..."
"Maybe leave your opinions on the war outside of the office Jon."
"Thanks for at least not putting Ken..."
"So you probably didn't finish those reports last night?"
"Welcome to the office of the future!"
From the office of the United States Postal Service.
"Dude I said I liked ONE of their songs..."
"I knew this COMPAQ keyboard was old but...wow."
"And Stacy will show you to your new cubicle, I think we have you set up right next to Mr. Freeze. I'd start bringing a jacket with you..."
"Yes I DO have the Arts & Living section."
"You know what may finally give Marge a heart attack?"
"Dude we just took your stapler...it's right here...maybe you should see a therapist..."
"Remember how you complained about there not being any blue Gatorade?"
"Dude I told you she liked diet COKE! Damnit..."
"It looks like an Indian Jonas Brothers wedding."
"We know how much you love spider man."
"At least they didn't fill them with urine this time..."
"STOP TOUCHING THE THERMOSTAT!"
"Hey Mike, could you go to your office and place an order for packing peanuts for me? Just do it..."
"You'll have David's old desk...He was a 'little person'."
"Normally, I would be annoyed, but this is a fantastic picture of me."
"I said I liked 'Legally Blond' and this is how I'm punished."
"The temp has ONE JOB, and that is to water the plants."
"Kevin always makes the office smell like burnt popcorn."
"Each one has a letter from a very important memo that regards your paycheck, and they are out of order. Good luck."
"I just had a lot left over from the barbeque on Saturday."
"We were hoping you wouldn't notice and walk right into it...but I think we may have gone a little over board..."
"Do you think you can knock out that paper work before 5?"
"My birthday was last month..."
"I left my Black Berry in there..."
"Merry Christmas! Oh, you're jewish? Sorry Alan..."