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It's the most important moment of your life and every second must be captured on film. Unfortunately, some of those pictures turn out to be incredibly awkward. Here are the most ridiculous, bizarre and uncomfortable wedding photos ever.
After all this time, Loretta finally got to have her dream wedding. For some reason, there was always a naked man with tattooed buttocks in her dreams.
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John Lennon's twin sister was so disappointed that her brother didn't get to witness her special day.
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This little kid is showing on the outside how we all feel on the inside when we have to sit through a wedding ceremony.
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Unless it's this wedding ceremony.
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Evidence you will be a horrible father in 3... 2... 1...
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Ladies, if all weddings were like this, we wouldn't be so hesitant about having them.
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Meanwhile, in New Jersey...
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Smart move, pal. Maybe if you faceplant, she'll rush you to the emergency room instead of the altar.
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There are zero things that are OK with this picture.
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This has happened to every single white person to ever dance at a wedding.
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Dogs love weddings.
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Dogs really love weddings.
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This was just moments before 10 lonely women completely mauled a very fancy little boy.
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Custom t-Shirts: $13
Bow tie from a gas station: $3.42
Two cans of malt liquor: $4.30
Having your wedding picture included in a gallery of disturbing wedding photos: $20.72
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"Alright, Kathy. I think you've had enough."
"Psssh! I thhdfnk ygg've cattle rough."
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"Honey, I don't think that's what the photographer meant when he said he needed a flash."
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And the award for cheesiest wedding venue photo goes to...
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If you think this is depressing, you should see the picture from their honeymoon at the build-your-own-nachos section of 7-Eleven.
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This is just ridiculous. A woman playing sports?
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This is the most accurate wedding photo ever taken.
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We take that back. This is the most accurate wedding photo ever taken.
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Meanwhile, in Arkansas...
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If this were a typical wedding custom, we would be way more excited about attending them.
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Sarah Jessica Parker's sister on her wedding day.
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You'd think the photographer would warn her.
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This photo is proof that some people get married just to have an excuse to eat more cake.
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The only thing worse than a dude wearing a kilt at a wedding is a dude wearing a kilt that's painted on at a wedding.
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Meanwhile, at the Tarantino wedding...
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This is what happens when you hire a Hot Topic cashier to be your wedding planner.
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This brings literal meaning to the phrase "shotgun wedding".
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This is a little ogre-the-top.
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The best part about being a "Star Wars" fan is that you can wear a stupid mask to hide the shame of still being a virgin on your wedding day.
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He knows that this is his last shot.
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This is the first official on-set image from the upcoming Superman reboot, "Man of Steel." Looks like Warner Brothers is really skimping on the budget.
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And just like that, none of you will ever be able to sleep soundly again.
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"Damn it! That's the third time this week I've gotten wedding veil stuck to the bottom of these shoes!"
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Whoa. Wedding cakes can see into the future.
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Nothing says "I'm going to love you forever" like some white clothes and a can of blue spray paint.
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This is what happens when you serve your groomsmen cosmopolitans instead of Scotch on the rocks.
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These two weren't always this disgusted with kissing. It happened after they saw the next photo.
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Elton John kissing Simon Cowell is creepy enough as is, but the look on Cowell's face along with the fact that he's subtly rubbing his nipple makes it so much worse.
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"Wait. You're gonna end up looking like her?"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may proceed to clog your arteries even further."
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Little did Phillip know that would be the last time she would ever let him between her legs again.
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Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...
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This is what it looks like when you throw together a wedding made up entirely of the party favors you took home from other weddings.
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Scene from the upcoming sequel, "Precious 2: How Precious Got Her Groove Back."
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That's either cake or the groom has just signed up for a lifetime with a wife who has a very expensive drug habit.
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That's my parents! #34, so not too embarassing tho... the best man thought it was a hoot! Still married after 25+ years
August 30 2012 at 8:30 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
July 07 2012 at 1:04 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyTHATS NOT ARKANSAS--ITS KENTUCKY!
July 06 2012 at 4:15 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThere are simply NO POSSIBLE words that can describe how horrifying being married to something like THAT!!!!!
June 11 2012 at 12:36 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply#50....WTF!!!
June 08 2012 at 7:33 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply#27
June 08 2012 at 7:27 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyNOM NOM NOM NOM
June 08 2012 at 7:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHilarious. #43 my fav!
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