The Worst Sunburns Ever

We see a lifetime of appearances on Cops in this young man's future.

It's hard to tell where the pink pants end and the searing pain begins. 

Say, "Cheese!"

This is what walruses will look like if we continue to ignore global warming, people. 

Excuse me sir, can you please point me to the nearest burn unit?

Sunburn is a serious medical issue and this man is not going to glorify it with a smile. Especially because that facial expression is burnt onto his face until fall. 

Take it easy, pal. No one needs you to lift that towel any higher.

It's never good when you take your shirt off and you look like a can of opened Spam -- both in color and sliminess.

What's more embarrassing: having that horrible burn or being friends with a reject from the original casting call for the Jersey Shore?

We've seen some bad hat heads in our day, but this one has to take the top prize. 

Ok, maybe this is the worst.

Fellas, please, take the hats off.  

It's never good when you come home from the beach looking like you painted your chest for a college football game. 

Nothing like a nice smoke after a day on the beach. How many different types of cancer does this guy want?

This sun block prank could use some clarification. Is it supposed to mean that he sucks at applying sun block because the arrow is pointing to the sharp tan line or is it just supposed to mean he sucks butts because the arrow is pointing to his butt? It's going to keep us up all night.

Smart move not to turn around and look at the mirror. It'll only make things worse.

Not even superheroes are strong enough to withstand a day on the beach without sunblock. 

We're guessing this happened while playing golf, tennis or squash. But definitely not while lifting weights or talking to girls.

This one clearly took a lot of effort. The inverse of the sun block smiley face prank involves applying lotion everywhere except the smiley face lines. Bravo, drunk college kids, you really outdid yourself here. 

What a cruel twist: that looks way too much like a bulls eye for her friends to resist slapping her repeatedly in the center of her burn. 

The similarities between the smiley faces are startling, all the way down to the happy trail beard.

Men who wear thong flip-flops should be punished, and looking like you're wearing thong flip-flops even when you're barefoot should be punishment enough...

Same goes for people who wear Tevas...

And Crocs.

The arms in the air scream, "Look at me! My sunburn is hilarious!" He also screams every time the wind blows because his skin is so sensitive. 

This is a rare picture of Mikhail Gorbachev's back.

You've got to hand it to the guy, at least he gave it a try.

That's a real catch-22: does she take it off over the shoulder burn or over the lower back burn?

Nothing soothes a full body burn like a nice quick nap on the floor.

Look on the bright side: some lucky boyfriend somewhere got to partake in the greatest Aloe rub down ever because of this burn.

What's worse: his thighs matching his tighty whities or his legs and back matching the red on his sheets?

Hey man, put your top back on. We're in public. Come on. 

X marks the spot. The only spot on her back that isn't screaming in pain.

What do you call someone like this? Red head? Red neck? Red face? Red arms?