The World's Worst T-Shirts

Just two people trying to look tough in t-shirts covered in kittens. And two people failing miserably.

There are so many things to enjoy here, but our favorite is that he topped off that outfit with water-proof duck boots. You can never be too prepared. 

Finally, a reason to go to Buffalo.

We're guessing it takes at least three more of those mugs before that t-shirt delivers on its promise. 

If you haven't seen "Face/Off," just look at this t-shirt instead. It makes a lot more sense than the movie and it will waste a lot less of your time. 

If they were brains, would they still be fake?

This shirt sends the same message if you replace "hater" with "sleeves and mid-section."

Some dog owners really wear their hearts on their sleeves. 

Don't worry, people. It's totally cool to laugh now that he's passed away.

"Butt Hunt," the much-maligned sequel to "Duck Hunt," never really took off like the original. 

Typos will never stop being funny.

Drew Carey really looks different since he lost all of that weight.

She also hasn't learned how to use apostrophes yet. 

Way to stick it to Apple, pal. Too bad you probably have an iPhone in your pocket and an iPad and a MacBook Pro at home.

This sweatshirt sold millions of dollars of pudding in the '80s. 

The Happy Meal has really changed since we were growing up.

What are the chances this guy has no idea what shirt he's wearing right now and someone just told him to stand and smile for a picture?

We're sure Jay-Z is thrilled to have his Roc-A-Fella Records hand signal associated with this t-shirt.

Michael Scott would love to (ahem) squeeze right into that thing.  

See, people. This is why you look in a mirror before you leave the house.

"Hey, man. Where do you need this package delivered? What? It's a fake package? Man, I called in sick to work to help you out."

That's Thierry Henry, one of the world's biggest soccer stars and richest athletes, and he's wearing what amounts to a tuxedo t-shirt. USA 1, France 0.

This is the worst, because the baby has absolutely no say in what he or she will be forced to wear. This is the human equivalent of dressing up your pets for the holidays.

Apparently this t-shirt was found in China, which explains why it features language from an online Chinese-to-English translator. Doesn't explain the underlying racism though.

The only thing this guy is ever going to try hard at is getting in and out of that shirt.

Looks like you pee on t-shirts, too.

Was that shirt put together with refrigerator magnets?

How many Polish people does it take to sell a hilarious novelty t-shirt?

We don't like using texting acronyms, but seriously: WTF?

No, this isn't a t-shirt, but it had to be shared. 

Really? Slayer? Does Justin Bieber have to ruin everything?

Apparently he does. Sorry, Black Flag. 

Proof that accuracy and taste can be mutually exclusive. 

Just in case owning this t-shirt didn't make this guy one of the biggest scumbags on the planet, he wanted to take this picture to seal the deal.