Funny, Crazy, Insane Internet Photos, Vol. 1

If you're going to chop pond ice, might as well do it naked.

OK, everyone. Say "Blaaaagghh!"

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There needs to be more of these. 

We think you have a snake on your face.

Yes, this statue in Frogner, Norway is the greatest statue of all time.            

The difference between men and women. It's as simple as this.

As my boss always says: work smarter, not harder.

Several years ago, Fabio was hit in the face with a bird while he was on a roller coaster. It was possibly the greatest moment in the history of the world.

This is why jacuzzis are overrated.

Seriously, don't piss off Batman.

It's the tiny umbrella that really makes this photo.

Oh, the Huge Manatee!

Sometimes the truth hurts.

The pirate's keyboard.

No one will ever suspect.

We want cards that says "Pork Boner" on them.

Peter Griffin exists!

Spider Man was a teenager, right?

Don't worry; the security guard will protect us.

Quick, follow that picnic basket!

Apparently, not everyone loves Raymond.

Really puts this morning's breakfast in perspective.

This book clearly teaches kids how to deal with difficult situations.

Apparently "pedophilia" qualifies as "classical" now.

Sorry, Food Network, but "eggs Benedict specialist" isn't a real thing.

Even if you hate everything, no one hates hula hoops.

No bongs to see here, Mom.

This is wrong on so many levels.

This isn't going to start or end well.

Just a floating sky cat. Nothing to see here. Carry on with your dinner.

Ninja koala!

If you think about it, this is a pretty good deal for robot sex.

Spock had a better sense of humor than we remember.

That's a sweet hat.

Harry Potter has hit rock bottom.

Has anyone seen Kyle?

Hungry Hungry Hippos are real.

We find this humerus.

Is it humid today?

Proof that snow angels exist.

Of course it's right over Buffalo.

In case you ever find yourself in the kangaroo section of your local butcher shop.

We wonder if he's thinking about Spock while he's holding that.

Two very different ways to deal with rapists.

There's either danger or kittens behind that door. Better open it just to be safe.

Best coffee design ever.

We're pretty sure Dr. King would be at least a little amused by this.

We really wish we were in this photo.

Oh, blonde jokes. Will you ever get old?

Facebook, Twitter and heroin we can see. But Myspace? No way.