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    Vegas, New Orleans, Tijuana – most guys like to really let loose at their bachelor party and live it up like a single dude one last time before saying, “I do.” Then there’s this guy.

    A recent Craigslist post proves that some guys forgo the bars and clubs in favor of dice and board games. Nothing sews your wild oats like a wild night of Dungeons and Dragons.

    According to his post, this fella is looking for a D&D dungeon master well-versed in D&D 3.0 and 3.5. The creepy catch? She has to be topless. And at least a C cup. But other than that, this is totally normal. Take it from the poster himself, who explains, “Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.”

    Oh, well in that case, this sounds TOTALLY legit and safe. 

    Via BoingBoing and Craigslist

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    This fella plans to spend his refund on a girl who, in return, will hopefully be incredibly grateful. 

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    This guy just wants to make sure his hard work isn't going unappreciated. 

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    Totally thought this was an innuendo until we read the location in the parentheses. 

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    25-year-old female seeks man driving a silver Maserati. Why do we get the feeling this post wouldn't have been made if the dude was driving a '97 Honda?

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    We stand corrected. 

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    Stop the presses! We finally found a guy who is attracted to sexy college girls! 

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    This should really piss off all of the people who have been saying there isn't enough diversity on HBO's "Girls."

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    Hey, buddy, if a girl tells you that you look like you manage a Walgreens, it's not a compliment.

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    We hope this woman responds and they fall madly in love just so he can tell his children that he met their mother in the parking lot of a 99 Cent store. 

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    At least he got a little bit closer to the correct spelling of "beautiful" the second time around.

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    You told me you were going to make my day. That was easy. 

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    SAY SUNDAY AGAIN DISREGARD PUNCTUATION COMPLETELY CAPS LOCK

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    You were getting ready for work. I was watching you. I even grabbed my phone and snapped this picture of you. I followed you home after your shift. I sat outside until the morning. I'm completely sane and not creepy at all. We should meet soon. 

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    It's clearly a complete mistake that the woman mentioned in the post didn't fall in love immediately with this Taco Bell cashier. 

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    Hey, ladies! Act quickly! This catch is looking for a buddy or "something  more." Better hurry before some other quality gal snags him.