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    By John Sellers

    The year 1984 saw the notable debuts of the Apple operating system, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, "Jeopardy" with Alex Trebek, and the Transformers. But for our money, the most enduring cultural touchstone introduced in that influential year will always be Woman Who Urinates Herself.

    As we learned from the “Is this the saddest IMDb profile ever?” meme a few years back, preposterous one-and-done acting resumes like poor British movie extra Anne Sellors’ are far more entertaining than they have any right to be. So we scoured IMDb to find a fresh batch of mono-credits to chuckle at.

    Before we dig in, though, let’s get reaquainted with our old pal Woman Who Urinates Herself, now miraculously doing business as Woman Who Wets Herself.

    Anne Sellors

    "Threads" (1984)

    Sole IMDb credit: Woman Who Wets Herself (Uncredited)

    Sellors is the patron saint of one-and-dones, and for good reason. Her impressive two-second acting career (which can be seen at the 7:56 mark in this clip) is literally the role of a lifetime.

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    Barret Smith

    "Skunk Ape!?" (2003)

    Sole IMDb credit: Smell Noticer No. 1

    Internal monologue of Smell Noticer No. 1: “I seem to have noticed a smell. Is it a skunk? I don’t think so. Is it an ape? I can’t be certain. How about if I look quizzically at my friend, who also seems to have noticed the smell?”

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    Julie McQuain

    "Street Trash" (1987)

    Sole IMDb credit: Receptive Whore in Van

    Is there any other kind of van whore?

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    Mark Elias

    "Pulp" (2012)

    Role: Leprechaun No. 1

    There are worse ways to start an acting career than at the top of the leprechaun food chain. Eat it, Leprechaun No. 2!

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    Zimbo the Dog

    "The Man Who Laughs" (1928)

    Sole IMDb credit: Homo the Wolf

    Even canine thespians aren’t safe from one-credit indignities, although poor Zimbo’s lone film appearance was in an obscure horror movie from 1928, when “homo”  likely meant something very different, like “awesome.” Who wouldn’t want to be forever associated with a character named Awesome the Wolf?

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    Stephanie Bastos

    "Hemingway and Gellhorn" (2012)

    Sole IMDb credit: One Leg Whore

    Our copy editor wishes the producers had inserted a hyphen between “One” and “Leg.” And shouldn’t it be One-Legged Whore?

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    Ryan Hopkins

    "Untraceable" (2008)

    Sole IMDb credit: Acne-Faced Kid

    The name of this movie also serves as a good descriptor for Hopkins' acting career ever since this role.

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    Josephine Gillan

    "Game of Thrones" (2012)

    Sole IMDb credit: Female Prostitute

    Frankly, we’d be more impressed with Josephine if she’d stretched a little to play Male Prostitute.

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    Jenna Johnson

    "Ass Backwards" (2012)

    Sole IMDb credit: Butt Girl

    Continuing the trend of posterior-centric credits is the adorable Butt Girl from this upcoming indie that is amazingly not a porno and even more amazingly stars Alicia Silverstone.

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    Paige Abbott

    "Anus Magillicutty" (2003)

    Sole IMDb credit: Anus's Woman

    Infuriatingly, the filmmakers behind this work of art never reveal the real name of Paige’s character. Rectum Molloy? Butthole McTavish? Taints McGee? Alas, the world may never know.

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    Bristi Havins

    "Varsity Blues" (1999)

    Sole IMDb credit: Cute Naked Girl

    Incidentally, the CNG is our second-favorite kind of girl, right behind Actually Isn’t Scared to Place the Call for Delivery Pizza for a Change Girl.

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    Dennis Stokes

    "Game of Thrones" (2012)

    Sole IMDb credit: Male Prostitute

    For the last time, HBO, the proper term is Man-Whore.

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    Carmen Prisco

    "Piranha" (2010)

    Sole IMDb credit: Drunk Dumb Jock

    We’re fairly certain “drunk” and “dumb” are redundant there.

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    Eli Munoz

    "Idiocracy" (2006)

    Sole IMDb credit: Horny Guy

    We’re fairly certain “horny” is redundant there. 

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    Albert Duhon

    "Secretariat" (2010)

    Sole IMDb credit: Berated Stable Hand

    We especially love the scene where the dude who berates the Berated Stable Hand is all like, “What’s that on your chest, mister? A pledge pin on your uniform?” and the BSH is all like, “Wrong movie, sir. And why is Twisted Sister playing all of a sudden?”