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Hey y'all, it's time for some summer fun! But before you get all gung-ho about what you're going to do to enjoy the season, take some time to review our list of summertime dos and don'ts. You won't regret it.
Do: Go to a fun water park.
Don't: Go to an insanely overcrowded water park.
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Do: Use your pet to pick up hot chicks (especially if it's a monkey).
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Don't: Scare the hot chicks.
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Do: Host a barbecue.
Don't: Use gasoline to light the grill.
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Do: Go to the beach and let off some steam.
Don't: Lose your head.
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Do: Ride a jet ski.
Don't: Load your jet ski into the back of a van, or this will happen.
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Do: Use sunscreen.
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Don't: Be a show-off.
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Do: Be adventurous.
Don't: Try to be too adventurous.
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Do: Invite people over for a pool party.
Don't: Let them park wherever they want.
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Do: Find summer love.
Don't: Make summer love in public.
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Do: Jump off the high dive.
Don't: Embarrass yourself jumping off the high dive like Lebron James.
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Do: Take a trip down the water slide.
Don't: Extremely embarrass yourself by going down it like Tom Brady.
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Do: Take full advantage of your summer pool.
Don't: Dive head first into the shallow end.
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Do: Be a gentleman.
Don't: Forget to get her number.
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Don't: Underdress.
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Don't: Overdress.
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Do: Find any way possible to stay cool.
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Do: Wear a hat to protect your head.
Don't: Let mischievous gulls steal it.
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Do: Play hilarious pranks on your friends.
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Do: Take some fun pictures with your friends.
Don't: Drink too much and forget to close the bathroom door, or your pictures with friends will be less fun for you.
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Do: Get yourself a Slip 'n Slide.
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Don't: Make your own homemade Slip 'n Slide.
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Do: Include Mom in the summer activities.
Don't: Kill Mom during the summer activities.
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Don't: Waste time trying to find that perfect beach parking spot.
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Do: Enjoy a nice sit on a park bench.
Don't: Forget to get some exercise.
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Do: Be a trendsetter.
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Do: Plan a beautiful summer wedding.
Don't: Put too many people on the dock for a photo op.
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Don't: Light fireworks out of your butt.
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