Star Wars Characters Doing Normal Things

"Damn it, Chewie! Is that your hairball clogging up the engine?"

At least he never has to worry about dishpan hands.

It doesn't matter if you're good or evil, or if you live on Earth or in a galaxy far, far away; everyone needs a warm sweater come winter time.

Darth Vader was miserable that week his spaceship was in the shop. 

"Thank you for everything you've done for evil in this universe."

"You got it, Darth."

Starting a campfire is incredibly easy when you have a blaster rifle. 

For all of you out there who have been wondering what's been going on under those flowing robes all this time, here you go.

"You should probably flip soon, dude. You don't want to get an embarrassing helmet tan."

"Honey? We're out of toilet paper. Can you hand me a new roll? Honey? Pfft. Never mind; I'll get it myself."

Between the grainy quality of the picture and the surprised look of this stormtrooper, this one feels like a classic Bigfoot photo.

What? Were you expecting something more sinister, like a gas-guzzling Hummer? Listen, parking's a real pain in the neck in the city.

There's no reason to waste your money on an expensive spaceship when you can travel cheap using public transportation.

Times are tough throughout the galaxy.

"Oh, crap. Is that a bald spot?"

Animals can sense evil as well as fear.

Not even stormtroopers can get away with jaywalking in New York City. 

Hear no evil, see no evil, shoot everything. 

Just when you thought Wall Street couldn't get any more corrupt.

Until they start using recyclable materials to construct their body armor, we won't buy into this newer, greener Galactic Empire.

Considering this looks like a hotel, he's wearing a beanie and he's giving the thumbs up, we'd say this stormtrooper found the ice machine and just loaded up the tub with Keystone Light for an all-nighter.

We just posted this to totally destroy everything "Star Wars" fans thought they knew about their sexuality. 

Don't expect him to rush his next move. Unlike normal board games, the loser here will be killed.

"Thanks for joining us at the conference this weekend. Doughnuts are on the right; coffee is on the left. Now, before we start, I want everyone to put their rifles on silent."

We know this is just a snapshot from the set, but we like to imagine this is how Chewbacca would wait up at night for Mrs. Chewbacca if she was out late and didn't call. All he needs is a glass of scotch to complete the bitter, lonely husband look.