When Sports Go Horribly Wrong

How this isn't the number one selling Michael Jordan poster is mind-blowing. 

No kidding. Who doesn't?

"Just hang in there for one more moment. I can almost touch the rim!"

Talk about a nosedive. 

We've always wondered what the letters in ESPN stood for.

This is what happens when you knock over a fan's beer. Doesn't matter who you are.

"Sergio, that wasn't what I meant when I said 'headbutt.'"

Quick, fellas! Show us the only way to dance to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."

Hey Grossman. That's gross, man. Get a room.

This looks like it might be a soccer game, so the guy behind you is asleep anyway. 

If the umpire didn't call ball on this one, he needs to loosen up. 

We're not experts on soccer rules, but we're pretty sure a roundhouse kick to the crotch will get you a red card.

Phil Mickelson just barely missed the hole. The guy behind him did not. 

Everyone's talking about the Saints bounty scandal while the Packers are running around knocking guy's heads off. Doesn't seem fair.

It wasn't even Fidel's turn for the long jump, he just always wanted to know what it would feel like to be a piece of cat poop.

This looks like every game of Twister you've ever played.

One of these refs shrieks like a girl. We'll let you decide which.

Fellas, you're just supposed to shake hands. Fellas? Fellas!

"Hey, man, you hear about those two hockey players who made out? Bet we can top that."

This is what would happen if Ang Lee directed a movie about baseball.

"Look how high I can jump!" "Not high enough."

That's funny and all, but check out the guy with the egg-roll sign. 

It was at this very moment that Carson was glad he had opted to go with the more expensive health insurance.

Well, we guess that's one way to deal with a loss.

That's right. Keep your eye on the ball. Just like Dad always told you. You're making him proud. 

That's the same exact face we'd all make in that situation.

You think this is a mistake, but this is actually the 2011 National Limbo Champion.

"Strike? No way, ump. I'm pretty sure it was one of those."

Mr. Ed decided it was time to make it clear to Wilbur that it was not okay to dress in spandex and spank him. 

His shirt says Siemens. That's hilarious.

This is a candid shot of Tom Brady growing ovaries. 

At first glance, you think the girls on the left are falling. But this is actually a shot from the somersault olympics. The girls on the right will eventually end up being disqualified for cheating. 

World famous wrestler The Under(wear)taker uses his token move to subdue his opponent.

"I love the smell of facepalm in the morning."