The Most Insane Graphics from the 'Maury' Show

Then Carolyn will probably make a mess in her pants when she sees the giant cottonball monster about to attack her.

Obviously Michael is having an affair with the tooth fairy. 

They couldn't narrow it down any further?

Your babies also seem to be happier than any other baby ever.

Hard to argue with that logic. Unless you use science and facts.

That does not sound like a very fair deal. 

Oh, OK. That's more like it.

We didn't have a fear of chickens until we saw this picture.

Of course it is. No one wants to live in a world where hamburgers are eaten without the proper toppings.

This question is really at the center of just about every 'Maury' that's ever aired.

It's not that she doesn't want to hear what Maury has to say; it's just that if she moves her hands, cheeseburgers will start shooting out of her ears.

Shouldn't this mom be worried about more important things, like why her son/daughter is dressing like Vegas Elvis?

Moments like these, when a guest's face matches up perfectly with a graphic, are like a solar eclipse. We must cherish these rare events when they happen.

We wanted to write a caption, but we were too busy running for our lives. 

This graphic isn't shocking or offensive. We just wonder how desperate they were for show ideas that an ant attack warranted a full segment.

She's also probably eaten more 5-year-olds than the average 5-year-old.

This guy must be confused. You can't get pregnant from lap dancing. And if you can, we've clearly been going to the wrong strip clubs.

At least Gary didn't try playing "lick the peanut butter."

It used to be you could sleep with your wife's sister and your wife would forgive you. Maybe not right away, but certainly before you went on national TV to discuss it. Poor Tim.