Angry Strip Club Yelp Reviews

Richard C. suggests that if you step foot in this strip club, you will contract hepatitis if you wear anything less than a hazmat suit.

Kevin K. only recommends this strip club to men who are feeling horrible about themselves. Because we all know the best way to feel better is to spend all of our money on women we'll never see again.

At first we weren't gonna take these reviews seriously, but then we saw this guy quoting Peter Griffin about not killing strippers and decided that maybe we should.

True, this guy wasn't angry about his experience. In fact it was just the opposite. He enjoyed it so much, that he just had to write a poem about it. That's right, a poem about a trip to the strip club. 

This guy also had a pleasurable experience. But it's really only because his stealth vision was able to spot an areola.

And also because he's Steve Urkel. 

Little does this guy know, that stripper was actually Wesley Snipes. He's had a rough few years and needs the cash.

Our boy Christopher S. is simply taking his strip-club experience and trying to make a better world for the rest of us.

Call your congressman and let him know that you want to be able to drink and see pink. Which coincidentally was Bill Clinton's motto when he was running for office.

Listen ladies, MC is just looking for a little consistency. If one of you is gonna let him touch your breasts, then all of you have to. 

According to this reviewer, strip clubs are where you go to lose your dignity as well as your personal belongings. 

Tina B. almost threw up in her mouth when she witnessed someone else receiving a lap dance.

It's a strip club, sweetheart. There's a good chance that people are going to be getting lap dances there.

Neil V. was completely shocked when the phone number he asked the stripper for wasn't a real number.

But he convinced himself that it was just because she's an idiot who doesn't know her own number. Sure, bud. That's exactly what happened.

Don't know what this guy's complaining about. Sounds like an epic night. 

Here's the problem with this review: the guy saw a stripper that looked like Steve Buscemi and still decided to get the lap dance.