24 Random Dollar-Bill Doodles

This dollar costs $1.29 on iTunes.

Somehow, this drawing conveys more creepiness than Heath Ledger's performance in "The Dark Knight."

We like to imagine this is how George would've celebrated President's Day if he were still around today.

It's called the Dollar Menu for a reason.

Apparently money really is at the root of all evil in the galaxy.

Who didn't go through a Kiss phase?

Next time you order a Chianti, pay with this. 

You, like, can't put a value on a dollar bill, man.

You thought Matthew Lillard was the killer in "Scream"? Skeet Ulrich? Nope. Guess again. 

This is what George used to wear out in public so he wasn't stalked by the paparazzi.

Who is more bad-ass: Spider-Man, or one of the most historic presidents and military generals ever? (You may think it's an easy answer, but keep in mind: no president every flung himself from skyscraper to skyscraper using a web he shot out of his hands.)

Don't put this dollar in your wallet. It'll take the rest of the money in there and then start rummaging through your jewelry drawer.

Just water your dollar every day and you'll have a full Chia Buck in one to two weeks.

You doodle on the back of junk-mail envelopes. Bruce Wayne doodles on money. 

This is probably the type of bill George would use at a strip club.

We actually wish Washington had Einstein-style hair. Can you imagine how much more intimidating he'd be charging into battle looking like a lunatic with that hair shooting out from under his three corner hat?

Sometimes, it's the simplest jokes that work the best.

Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Obama did it. Washington did it. Maybe smoking actually is cool.

Silly George, always photobombing his own portraits. 

This dollar triples in value on International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Printing another sequel to those books is pretty much like printing money.