The Greatest Mug Shots of All Time

Hey, at least he had the decency to get a good waxing before he went out in public like that. 

Who knew Cousin Itt turned to a life of crime?

There's nothing worse than being arrested when you're halfway through a shave.

To make this even more ironic, this gentleman was arrested for drunk driving.

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Any tattoo on your face is a mistake, but this tattoo on your face says "I will never get anything done."

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We have two questions for this guy:

1. Were you outside all day?

2. Were you wearing a hat while you were outside all day?

Yes, this is real. Terrifying, but real. He answers to the name "Halfy" and he acquired his half head when he smashed into a pole while drinking and driving. For more on Halfy, check out an interview with him here. 

Say cheese! On second thought, say, "I promise to go to the dentist when I make bail."

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Given the size of this guy's head, we're pretty sure he was the brains of the operation.

This guy was smart enough to get that tattoo before he was arrested. That shows smarts.

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Is that the guy from the Keystone beer ads?

Either this guy has been arrested so many times, he's comfortable enough to joke around during his mug shot, or he's very very drunk.

Looks like the Fantastic Four finally arrested the Silver Surfer.

Your father must be very proud. And sad.

When you're on your way to jail, "manville" is the last place you want to go.

He sprayed his hair in a can on his beard instead of his bald spot.

If we had to make one guess, we'd guess she was arrested for being a peeping tom.

Uh, sir, your makeup seems to be running.

Screaming during a photo usually makes for a not-very-good photo. Just FYI, insane lady.

Let me guess, she was arrested for stealing hair gel.

Is blowing into a real breathalyzer more or less funny when you're dressed up as a breathalyzer?

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This is our favorite mug shot, mostly because we would also be bawling in our mug shots.

We wonder if they arrested the clown who cream pied him. You think they could have wiped him off a little bit before taking the photo.

Do you think he's mad that he's run out of places on his face to tattoo?

Nothing says "repeat offender" like the guy who yawns through his mug shot.

Huffing paint is no way to go through life. It's also not the best way to prep for your mug shot.

On the football field, this sort of face paint is acceptable. On the street, not so much.

A helpful tip from Mandatory: wait until your corn rows are done before getting arrested next time.

If this guy keeps balding, he'll have enough room for the Old Testament.

Funny side story: this man was arrested for attempting to mug an MMA fighter who promptly beat the crap out of him. He's having a very bad day.

Her weak attempt at camouflage couldn't hide her from the police.

This guy found himself so often wondering if you have beer that he decided to tattoo it to his face just to save himself all the asking. That, or he's a complete idiot.

The problem with getting one face tattoo is that it stops you from getting a job, which means you have no money, which also means the rest of your face tattoos are going to be of really poor quality.

A few years ago a group of Amish fellows were arrested for a traffic violation. This is not a mug shot you see every day.

Weird Al's older brother must be the black sheep of the family.

Is it us, or do pagans have really bad taste in tattoos?

Let us guess: no, the ladies actually do not love that.

Of all the weird monsters and hate he has on his face and neck, we like that he has a tattoo of a regular-looking dog on his chest. A nice touch.

This guy was either dressed up as an Oompa Loompa or Liza Minnelli. We can't tell.

This is why you should always wear a helmet.

Bad news, sir: your disguise isn't working.

Pigtails work every time.

Do some people not realize that tattoos don't come off with soap and water?

Hare Krishna? Amish? Both?

Mets fan? No? OK, let's see. Red Sox fan? No? OK, we give up.

We've heard of blue hairs before, but now we guess we've heard of red hairs, too.

The thing about unibrows is that they are very obvious to anyone who looks in the mirror. And razors aren't that expensive.

"It's picture time! Great! Hey, one question: what does 'arrested' mean again?"

Someone is definitely not impressed with this whole "getting arrested" thing.

Guess who's not afraid to wear pink.

That didn't take long.

Sir, your mustache seems to have floated up to your forehead.

No, but committing crimes is a crime. And that's why you're here.

It's been a while since we saw the movie "Powder," but we thought the main character looked a little different.

Finally, the dastardly Snidely Whiplash has been brought to justice!