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One day Los Angeles will have an NFL team again. It may be in two years. Or it may be in five years. But it will happen. And no one will care about it, just like the last time LA had a team.
So to make the transition easier, we put together some ideas for LA's new team name and logo. Enjoy.
The LA Organic Free Range Birkenstock Vegans
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The LA Soy Skinny Latte with Half a Packet of Splendas
Go, fightin' Splendas!
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The Los Angeles Vikings of Anaheim
This one isn't so funny to the folks in St. Paul.
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The LA Breast Augmentations
Who wouldn't be excited for these cheerleaders?
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The LA Unfinished Screenplays
The screenplays would play hard to the third quarter, and then just let the ball sit there in the fourth, while saying they'll get to hiking it soon, real soon.
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The LA Smog
Seriously, LA should consider using this logo.
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The LA Taco Trucks
Who wouldn't want to see a Taco Truck drive onto the field at halftime. It would be the new Zamboni.
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The LA Traffic
OK, this was an easy one.
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The LA Self-Absorbed Actors
This quarterback would call his own number on every single play.
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The LA Failed Botox Injections
Even the rookies look like veterans.
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The LA Celebrity Style Bloggers
Instead of playing football, they would just stand on the field tearing down the color coordination of their opponents' jerseys.
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The L(A) Ron Hubbards
We're too afraid to make a comment about this one.
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LA Traffic might be better as LA Traffic Jam
February 21 2013 at 5:14 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLA traffic should maybe be LA Traffic Jam
February 21 2013 at 5:13 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe L.A. Bath House Johns
May 12 2012 at 8:43 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyMel Gibson's Hollywood Hebrews
The Beautiful Downtown Burbanks
The L.A. Riots
The Los Angeles (Rodney) Kings
The L.A. Gorillas in the Mist
The L.A. Wildfires
The L.A. Mudslides
The Southern California Rain
The L.A. Natural Disasters
The L.A. Unnatural Disasters
The L.A. Plastic Surgeons
The L.A. Tummy Tucks
Travolta's Tight Ends
This has to be one of the worst things (don't really know what to call this garbage) I've ever read. Wasn't even funny, disappointed. Zero creativity, zero humor, zero effort. Why would this be linked to Bleacher Report?
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