32 Terrible Vanity License Plates (Some NSFW)

The contrast in achievements represented on this license plate could not be any greater. You have the wonderful historical image of the Wright Brother's first flight covered up by the title of the sickest video ever made.

Fathers of daughters everywhere have an eye out for this creep.

If you ever want to be a magnet for cops pulling you over, these are the plates for you.

Musically speaking, only vanity plates with CHMBWMBA on them would be worse.

You are looking at the license plate of a woman who will either never find a husband, or currently has the world's unhappiest one.

If you really enjoy a product, I guess there's no shame in celebrating it.

Now that Britney Spears has joined the show, you are looking at the only remaining fan of Fox's "The X Factor" (the driver, not the cool dog).

It's bad enough you drive a Hummer, but to emphasize the fact that you are contributing to the demise of Mother Nature by paying extra for a vanity plate is just wrong. And you're not a very smart consumer.

We already know you are fearless rolling in that Mustang Cobra, bro. The plates with the 5 for S's is just overkill.

You should consult your physician.

Things that are wrong with these vanity plates: they include the heart symbol, the love of many kids is confusing, and they are on a van with tinted windows.

As if his rear spoiler wasn't cool enough, the owner of this car temporarily had the oh-so-clever vanity plates that are a play on the "Got Milk" campaign. Washington state revoked them eventually, but this genius just replaced them with PUNISHR plates instead. Maybe he should quit his day job and just name adult films.

Another Mustang Cobra owner who wants you to know how awesome he is. Unfortunately, hauling azz does not lead to getting azz.

Internet acronyms are getting out of hand. This is just one of many egregious offenders.

It's possible that ANL are the initials of this guy's childhood sweetheart who he is now happily married to. But most likely he's just a pervert.

I KNOW

Sometimes the message you are trying to convey is destroyed by a complete lack of foresight about what it will look like to have three Ks together on your vanity plates.

RICHARD HEAD was too many letters.

Who doesn't? (talking about the restaurant and brewhouse chain, of course)

Pretty sure the only thing this loser will ever be balls deep in is a porn-viewing marathon.

Ironically, Ms. Poo is the next star on ABC's "The Bachelorette."

This may have actually been a state-issued license plate, so instead of ridicule for the driver who desired it, praise should be given to the only DMV worker in history with a sense of humor.

ANOTHER Mustang Cobra owner who felt the need for vanity plates. Either this person has a really dark outlook on life, or they were not a fan of Obama's 2008 campaign posters.

This was a parting gift for Matt Leinart when he left Arizona.

Before you laugh at this, imagine that this car is driven by your grandpa. Not so funny anymore, is it?

Well, at least they were polite about it.

This hearse driver provides no comfort to those behind him in the funeral procession.

No sir, I simply will not do that.

The 30-year-old unemployed fraternity brother who owns these plates is a legend, bro.

Meet the ex-wife of this poor guy: Divorced Dad.