These Are The Worst Parents Ever

As if getting wedgies on the playground isn't traumatic enough, this kid comes home and gets the same treatment from his mom and dad. What's next, a swirlie?

Gotta hand it to him. He knows what he wants and he goes and gets it.

This is what Jared ate before he went on the Subway diet. 

You should see how fast these kids sprint to the bathroom when they're finally let out. 

The beer is one thing, but to saddle that poor kid with the same haircut is just unacceptable. 

We can think of many better places to store your dueling swords.

"Dad, help!"

"Hold on, son; I want to be able to post your shame on the Internet so the whole world can see. Just hang tight while I get the camera."

There has to be an easier way to teach her the difference between the words "duck" and "duct."

We're pretty sure this should still set off the seatbelt alarm. 

"Please, Mom, put down the camera and get these lizards off me."

Extreme Hot Potato never caught on.

Somehow the toddler in the background is more concerned with the predicament of his sister than the full-grown adult taking the picture.

Licking the uncooked batter is the best when you're baking. Until it rips your tongue off and you never lick anything ever again.

At least there's a little bit of safety on display here. It's not like he's in the oven.

"Get it? We both cause cancer!"

We love how the kid on the left has totally accepted his predicament while the kid on the right is still screaming. Must be fresh meat. 

Feeding your kids microwavable meals is not good. Stuffing them into the microwave is even worse.  

As wrong as this is, we can't help but agree with what they say: everyone looks cooler with sunglasses and a cigarette. 

What's more dangerous here, the potential for flying off a moving vehicle or the potential for asphyxiation?

Little Timmy was finally ready to start eating solids.

"Once it hits your lips, it's so good."

We're guessing there are stuffed-animal snakes that will help her sleep just as well. They're probably a lot safer too. 

This is a real Catch-22. Driving with one hand isn't safe, but if he puts both hands on the wheel, then there goes the daughter. What's a father to do?

When your kid looks like an original member of Guns N' Roses, you're not doing a good job of raising her. 

This is clearly a no-shirts household. At least the bottles are proportionately sized for dad and son. 

Who hasn't been here before?

I always like to chill with a toddler over my shoulder.

Not sure who's the worst here. The parent for letting the kid ride around with his head skidding across a disgusting grocery store floor, or the kid for dragging his head against a disgusting grocery store floor.