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The dictionary defines jowls as “the lower part of a person or animal’s cheek, especially when it is fleshy or drooping”.
We define jowls as “Absolutely hilarious!”
Here is a list of the greatest famous jowls of all time:
Richard Nixon - 37th President of the United States
We might be ashamed that he was President of the United States, but if Nixon gave us one thing to be proud of, it’s the perfect set of jowls.-
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Joseph Lieberman - Senator of Connecticut
After losing the 2000 election, Senator Lieberman focused on what really matters to the country: continuing to grow out one of the most epic pairs of jowls we’ve ever seen.-
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Helen Thomas - Author/Journalist/Columnist
Helen Thomas was forced to retire in 2010, when she received negative reaction for her comments about Israel, Jews, and Palenstine. Lucky for her, that didn't affect her chances of ending up in our Jowl Hall of Fame.
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John McCain - Senator of Arizona
While you may have come to believe that John McCain just stores marshmallows in his cheeks, this is not the case. “I do regular jaw exercises to make sure that my jowls are more prominent than those of other people,” the ex-presidential nominee has never ever said.-
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Rush Limbaugh - Radio Host
Limbaugh is best known for stirring up controversy on the radio and storing up food in his cheeks.
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Mark Shields
There are not nearly enough slow-motion shots of Mark Shields shaking his head whenever he appears on a political news show. Hopefully the producers at PBS are reading this and will get on it.-
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Brigitte Bardot - Actress, Model, Animal Rights Activist
It's been a while since Brigitte Bardot, one of the best known sex symbols of the 1960s, made a "Best Of" list. Welcome back, Ms. Bardot.
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Alfred Hitchcock - Director
Anthony Hopkins is playing Hitchcock in a film he’s currently shooting and rumor has it that he has to spend 5-and-a-half hours in makeup just to apply the jowls alone.-
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Kanye West
“Yo, everyone else on this list, I’m really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I have one of the best sets of jowls of all time. ONE OF THE BEST SETS OF JOWLS OF ALL TIME!”
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Hooch - Actor, Turner and Hooch
When he’s not getting into slapstick antics with 1980s Tom Hanks, Hooch likes to rest his heavy jowls ever so gently on a pillow.
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Paul McCartney
Maybe I’m amazed at the ever-increasing size of McCartney’s jowls.-
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Hillary Clinton
Apparently Hillary grew her jowls out because she simply wanted two extra things to slap Bill with.-
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Roger Ailes - President of Fox News Channel
You know you're rockin' some pretty sweet jowls when your mouth has the same outlines as a ventriloquist dummy.
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Marlon Brando - Actor
"He made me a pizza I couldn't refuse."
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Janet Reno - Former Attorney General
Make all the fun you want, but Janet Reno needs those jowls to help hold up her turkey-gobbler neck.
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Bob Dole - Presidential Nominee (1996)
We're actually not sure if this is an image of Bob Dole or an image of the guy who drank from the wrong cup in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".
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Lara Flynn Boyle - Actress
To get the Lara Flynn Boyle jowl look, we recommend eating shellfish if you happen to be allergic to shellfish.
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Neil Young - Musician
My my, hey hey, Neil Young's jowls are here to stay. They're better to grow out; don't let them fade away. My my, hey hey.
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Droopy - Cartoon Character
We end this gallery with a salute to the unofficial mascot of the jowl.
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