The 19 Biggest and Baddest Jowls of All Time - Mandatory
  • AOL
  • MAIL
    • Pawparazzi Report for June, 2013
    • Constipation in Dogs
    • Daily Adorbs for June 18, 2013
    • Your Life as a Dog
    • Californians Plagued by Infectious Squirrels
    • What Does 2.6-Billion-Year-Old Water Taste Like?
    • Today's 10 Must-See Photos: 6-18-2013
    • 30 Stunning Photos Revealing the Power of Hurricanes
    • Today's 10 Must-See Photos: 6-17-2013
    • Today's 10 Must-See Photos: 6-14-2013
Sign In / Register
Mandatory
  • Play
  • Know
  • Girls
  • Awesome
  • Video
  • Top Shelf
  • Search
RULE No41

Only propose if you are 200 percent sure she'll say yes.

Follow us:
Facebook Twitter Google
  • Follow @thisismandatory
  • Google+

Mandatory Newsletter

Get a little rise in your mornings by signing up for the MANDATORY newsletter.

Sign up here for newsletter:

Partner Offers:

Mandatory Newsletter

Congratulations! You just signed up for the greatest newsletter in the universe. Prepare your eyes for awesome.
Partner Offers:
funny
  • Entertainment
  • Gaming
  • Rides
  • Gear
  • Travel
  • Funny
  • Food & Drink

The 19 Biggest and Baddest Jowls of All Time

Related: Entertainment, Funny, Hillary Clinton, Kanye West, Paul McCartney

By Max Miller May 02, 2012

  • AP
    1 of 19

    The dictionary defines jowls as “the lower part of a person or animal’s cheek, especially when it is fleshy or drooping”.

    We define jowls as “Absolutely hilarious!”

    Here is a list of the greatest famous jowls of all time: 

    Richard Nixon - 37th President of the United States

    We might be ashamed that he was President of the United States, but if Nixon gave us one thing to be proud of, it’s the perfect set of jowls. 
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Getty Images
    2 of 19

    Joseph Lieberman - Senator of Connecticut

    After losing the 2000 election, Senator Lieberman focused on what really matters to the country: continuing to grow out one of the most epic pairs of jowls we’ve ever seen.
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images
    3 of 19

    Helen Thomas - Author/Journalist/Columnist

    Helen Thomas was forced to retire in 2010, when she received negative reaction for her comments about Israel, Jews, and Palenstine. Lucky for her, that didn't affect her chances of ending up in our Jowl Hall of Fame. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • PORNCHAI KITTIWONGSAKUL/AFP/Getty Images
    4 of 19

    John McCain - Senator of Arizona

    While you may have come to believe that John McCain just stores marshmallows in his cheeks, this is not the case.  “I do regular jaw exercises to make sure that my jowls are more prominent than those of other people,” the ex-presidential nominee has never ever said. 
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Ethan Miller/Getty Images
    5 of 19

    Rush Limbaugh - Radio Host

    Limbaugh is best known for stirring up controversy on the radio and storing up food in his cheeks. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
    6 of 19

    Mark Shields

    There are not nearly enough slow-motion shots of Mark Shields shaking his head whenever he appears on a political news show. Hopefully the producers at PBS are reading this and will get on it.
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • ERIC FEFERBERG/AFP/Getty Images
    7 of 19

    Brigitte Bardot - Actress, Model, Animal Rights Activist 

    It's been a while since Brigitte Bardot, one of the best known sex symbols of the 1960s, made a "Best Of" list. Welcome back, Ms. Bardot.

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • CBS/Photofest
    8 of 19

    Alfred Hitchcock - Director

    Anthony Hopkins is playing Hitchcock in a film he’s currently shooting and rumor has it that he has to spend 5-and-a-half hours in makeup just to apply the jowls alone.
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
    9 of 19

    Kanye West

    “Yo, everyone else on this list, I’m really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I have one of the best sets of jowls of all time. ONE OF THE BEST SETS OF JOWLS OF ALL TIME!”

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Touchstone Pictures/Photofest
    10 of 19

    Hooch - Actor, Turner and Hooch

    When he’s not getting into slapstick antics with 1980s Tom Hanks, Hooch likes to rest his heavy jowls ever so gently on a pillow.

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Gabriel Olsen/FilmMagic
    11 of 19

    Paul McCartney

    Maybe I’m amazed at the ever-increasing size of McCartney’s jowls. 
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images
    12 of 19

    Hillary Clinton 

    Apparently Hillary grew her jowls out because she simply wanted two extra things to slap Bill with. 
    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images
    13 of 19

    Roger Ailes - President of Fox News Channel

    You know you're rockin' some pretty sweet jowls when your mouth has the same outlines as a ventriloquist dummy. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Paramount Pictures/Photofest
    14 of 19

    Marlon Brando - Actor

    "He made me a pizza I couldn't refuse."

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Alex Wong/Getty Images
    15 of 19

    Janet Reno - Former Attorney General

    Make all the fun you want, but Janet Reno needs those jowls to help hold up her turkey-gobbler neck. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)
    16 of 19

    Bob Dole - Presidential Nominee (1996)

    We're actually not sure if this is an image of Bob Dole or an image of the guy who drank from the wrong cup in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • FameFlynet
    17 of 19

    Lara Flynn Boyle - Actress

    To get the Lara Flynn Boyle jowl look, we recommend eating shellfish if you happen to be allergic to shellfish. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
    18 of 19

    Neil Young - Musician 

    My my, hey hey, Neil Young's jowls are here to stay. They're better to grow out; don't let them fade away. My my, hey hey. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend
  • MGM/Photofest
    19 of 19
    Next: Celebs Who Cheated Death

    Droopy - Cartoon Character

    We end this gallery with a salute to the unofficial mascot of the jowl. 

    • More
      • Share on Tumblr
      • Pin It
      • Email to a friend

More on Mandatory

  • 15 Athletes Who Make Less Than Their WAGs
  • Buy Our New Awesome Shirts
  • Arianny Celeste
  • The 20 Craziest Glamour Shots
  • Hot Girls + Funny Sports Links
  • Hilarious News Report Fails

Mandatory Newsletter

Get a little rise in your mornings by signing up for the MANDATORY newsletter.

Sign up here for newsletter:

Partner Offers:

Mandatory Newsletter

Congratulations! You just signed up for the greatest newsletter in the universe. Prepare your eyes for awesome.
Shop Mandatory

Show Comments

Add a Comment

Sign in »
*0 / 3000 Character Maximum

From:Crave

  • Yuketen Triangle Backpack
  • 10 Amazing Things You Didn't Know About Your iPhone
  • Anything But Subtle: Most Outrageous Wedding Cakes

From:COED Magazine

  • How To Spike Your 4th Of July Party With A Little Mike's Hard [RECIPES]
  • Daily Six Pack: The Best Celeb Booze, Kate Upton & More [LINKS]
  • Patriots Cheerleaders Shoot 2014 Swimsuit Calendar in St. Lucia [44 PHOTOS]

From:Bleacher Report

  • How to Score a Date with a Professional Cheerleader
  • 20 Sports Fans Who Really Know How to Get on TV
  • 20 Sports Power Couples of the '90s
Mandatory
  • Play
  • Know
  • Girls
  • Video
  • Awesome
  • Top Shelf
  • Shop

Most Popular:

  • Perfectly Timed Photos Vol. 6
  • Kim Jong-Il Was Possibly More Than Just Buds With His Sushi Chef
  • Perfectly Timed Photos Vol. 5
  • What Happens If You Eat Nothing but Taco Bell for a Week: An Investigative Report
  • These Images Are Not Photoshopped

Most Recent:

  • Russell Brand Casually Destroys Morning Cable News Show Hosts
  • Shay Mitchell Is the Prettiest Little Liar
  • Beth Behrs Is No Monster
  • Confused Replacement News Anchor Gets His Scripts Shuffled
  • Jenna Dewan-Tatum Is a Stone Cold Fox

Follow Mandatory

  • Follow @thisismandatory

Mandatory Newsletter

Get a little rise in your mornings by signing up for the MANDATORY newsletter.

Sign up here for newsletter:

Partner Offers:

Mandatory Newsletter

Congratulations! You just signed up for the greatest newsletter in the universe. Prepare your eyes for awesome.
Partner Offers:
  • User Agreement
  • Privacy
  • Send Feedback
  • About our Ads
  • Copyright Notice
  • Community Guidelines
  • About Us
  • Media/PR Inquiries
© 2013 AOL Inc. All Rights Reserved. Berman Braun pawnation.com