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Showering together is a microcosm of your relationship's sex life. It's exciting at first, so you feel adventurous. As time goes on, excitement turns into tedium and you just want to get it over with as soon as possible. Here are the major stages of showering together.
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The First Week:
"Let's have nonstop soapy stand-up sex."
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The Second Week:
"I love the way you use that shower head!"
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The Third Week:
"Oooh, that loofah tickles!"
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The Fourth Week:
"Can you wash my back while you're over there?"
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The Second Month:
"It's freezing. Can I squeeze under the water real quick?"
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The Third Month:
"I'm late for work. Let me wash my hair and I'll get out."
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The Fourth Month:
"Do you mind if I use the toilet while you're in there?"
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The Fifth Month:
"Don't even think about coming in here."
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You nailed this right on the head, um, I mean, my fiance and I still are at the 2nd week stage. I have no idea what you're talking about...
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