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There are a lot of unemployed people looking for work, but few are doing it as publicly as former Bash Brother Jose Canseco. Here is a list of our favorite Canseco tweets that double as pleas for jobs.
Saturday Night Live host
We start off with Canseco's recent request to host Saturday Night Live via a meeting with Lorne Greene. Canseco confused the dearly departed Greene, who's been dead for 25 years, with SNL creator Lorne Michaels. The slugger might want to pay closer attention to minor details like that if he really wants to land a new gig.
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President
Yes we Can-seco!
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Sitcom Gym Teacher
Judging by how funny some of these tweets are, maybe he would fit nicely in a sitcom.
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TV Show Co-Producer with Ryan Seacrest
We wonder if one of those "good ideas" involves nuthugger shorts.
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Commissioner of Major League Baseball
Steroids for everyone! (Except you, pitchers.)
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TV Show with LeBron James
This is basically a Perfect Strangers remake. And we'd watch every single episode.
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Radio Host
If we were gambling men, we'd bet against this working out.
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Radio Call-In Show Host
Pete Rose or no Pete Rose, Jose has a hunger--and a face--for radio.
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Old Timers' Game Participant
Scouts are always checking out Old-Timers' Games in search of the next hot prospect.
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TNA Wrestler
Leave it to Canseco to find the only sport filled with more steroids than baseball.
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Author
This would be a good time to remind everyone that this man had a book on the New York Times Best Seller list.
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Anti-Aging Drink
How many fake investor e-mails do you think he fell for after putting his personal address out there?
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Keith Olbermann Replacement
Considering the only skill required for the position is an ability to shout at a TV camera, he just might be able to pull it off.
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Free Baseball Player
Magic Johnson has his first charity case.
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