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By Saryn Chorney
Jan 31, 2012
The only thing that could possibly make Shakira sexier is if she lost the umbrella dude and just let the rain get her allll wet.
Minka may be dressed rather demurely here, but let's be real. She could be wearing a garbage bag and she'd still be a tall drink of delicious rum punch.
We almost didn't include this shot, what with the massive overexposure of the Kardashians and all. And yet, Kim topless is just so hard to ignore. Foiled again!
Hottie-next-door Katrina Bowden shows off her assets -- zing! -- on the cover of Maxim.
We're not exactly sure what's going on between Bar Refaeli and this photographer babe, but we know we like it.
It would be great to have Sophia Vergara as part of our own modern family ... well, if we lived in West Virginia.
Alert! Alert! JoJo is now officially 21. Feel free to gawk without shame, guys.
"It would be great to have Sophia Vergara as part of our own modern family ... well, if we lived in West Virginia." WTF does this mean? And it is Sofia, not Sophia.