If there is one director who understands the needs of man, it's Michael Bay. Sure, you can question the content of the past two Transformer movies (we do), but you can't deny that Bay always delivers total babes and badass explosions. That's why this Victoria's Secret commercial is the perfect piece for his directing chops. This is a whole bunch of bras, booms and beauty compacted into a 90-second, fun-size bit of cinematic dankness. Who am I kidding? You probably didn't even read this. Sigh.